I Spit Venom

Deep in the cave there’s a dwarf who glows

And up on the hill there’s a man who knows

He says come out and you’ll shine so bright

But the sun knows better, he’ll shine at night

Up above that are the gods that play

To them it’s no matter, night or day

So they urge and they nag ‘til the dwarf gives in

And as he steps out, the cave grows dim

Not exposed for a moment, he bursts into flames

The searing of flesh, the terrible pain

Now it’s no difference, whether he glows

He is dust floating by, he is elegant prose

The man and the sun and the gods in the sky

Now will think twice before they all pry

First Post

This is my first time blogging and I must say, it isn't nearly as uncomfortable as everyone makes it out to be. I'm nervous about my first time, sure, but everybody is. As time goes by I'm sure I'll get better at it. I'll just tell you all a little bit about myself. This man is my idol. If there is ever a situation in your life that cannot be answered by asking yourself, "What would Busey do?" then your life is more complicated than mine and I want no part of it.That said, I'm more than willing to make friends, but not over the internet. I've seen Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" series and now fear that everyone else online is a naked, 35 year-old school bus driver. If you're one of these people I hope you enjoy my blog and the eternity you'll spend in hell inhaling the stench of all the farts that mysteriously don't smell on earth.