First Post

This is my first time blogging and I must say, it isn't nearly as uncomfortable as everyone makes it out to be. I'm nervous about my first time, sure, but everybody is. As time goes by I'm sure I'll get better at it. I'll just tell you all a little bit about myself. This man is my idol. If there is ever a situation in your life that cannot be answered by asking yourself, "What would Busey do?" then your life is more complicated than mine and I want no part of it.That said, I'm more than willing to make friends, but not over the internet. I've seen Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" series and now fear that everyone else online is a naked, 35 year-old school bus driver. If you're one of these people I hope you enjoy my blog and the eternity you'll spend in hell inhaling the stench of all the farts that mysteriously don't smell on earth.